Monday, January 19, 2004

How to win at HK beauty pageants

(short of having to sleep with the judges, producers, organisers etc.)

1. Say a whole lot of things without actually knowing what you're saying.

2. Be completely incoherent during the Q&A segment.

3. Be a media favourite.

4. Be a judge's favourite.

5. Represent the host country.

6. Win subsidiary titles.

7. Say you're interested in an entertainment career.

8. Say you'd drop everything and stay in HK.

9. Be anorexically skinny.

10. Wish that the queen before you wasn't from your country.