tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60521592011-07-08T08:17:42.045-04:00A look into the alternative TVB universe - some random TVB-inspired creations from us... <br>we welcome your interaction, so feed the teeveebee-ego! <br> <b>Your hosts:</b> MetalAZNWarrior, Bernie, Lepra, Jin & Aiwah<br> <br> Joined at the hip with <a href="http://dimgai.blogspot.com">W.H.Y</a> Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comBlogger341100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-44975818037312781562007-11-20T00:35:00.000-05:002007-12-07T09:12:57.271-05:00

As with all conspiracies and theories, the Teeveebee janitor is not an ordinary being...*cough.. He's not human anyway* He is the trusty whistle blower of the boss of Teeveebee, MrSir Walk Walk Haw. And today, not like any other day, Janitor has a special meeting with dear ol' Ah Haw Sir Walk Walk Haw... ...and left. (Well, meetings don't last forever)Secretary Snoop d Doo was left with the

lepranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1163055054806582472006-11-09T01:18:00.000-05:002006-11-09T10:59:34.020-05:00

Somewhere, someone thought it was safe to let the teeveebee janitor gets its (who said this job is only for humans)paws hands *cough* on a copy since it's no longer a rag- and- tag- job-placemat calendar *cough, cough*... ... Unfortunately, the teeveebee janitor’s brain works DIFFERENTLY. So, what does our teeveebee janitor has to say?~~~ @@@ ~~~Waaa… so many human mannequins!!! Have to hand it

lepranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1099241951823559722004-11-23T18:30:00.000-05:002004-11-23T13:30:47.290-05:00

Once again, teeveebee presents some of its forthcoming productions. Brought to you this year by Aiwah and gooze! Triumph in the Fries Starring: Francis Ng, Michelle Ye, Myolie Wu, Ron Ng, Sammul Chan, Kenneth Ma and guest starring Bosco Wong as Ronald McDonald Jumping at the chance to do another series about 'frying', Francis has landed himself in the fat as he realises this is series is

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1101031291836542592004-11-21T04:18:00.000-05:002004-11-21T11:31:32.746-05:00

Due to time constraints, the recent Anniversary Show could not accommodate all the awards categories. Only the more heavily contested and generally the more popular ones were shown and presented on air. However, for the benefit of the other award winners, teeveebee held another ceremony/party to acknowledge the rest of its rightful and deserving winners. Award for the ensemble of most

jo.kenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1100987378673538372004-11-20T16:49:00.000-05:002004-11-20T17:07:05.663-05:00

Following the tradition of its sister company, teeveebee releases its first ever calendar since its inception! As a special treat, teeveebee executive, gooze, gives you an insight into how the company chose its artistes and how they were grouped. JANUARY "The has-beens-but-lest-we-get-bombed-we-had-better-put-them-here" Kenix Kwok, Bobby Au Yeung, Jessica Hsuan FEBRUARY "The

jo.kenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1091550259381966632004-08-03T12:22:00.000-04:002004-08-03T12:27:55.653-04:00

Welcome to the teeveebee guide to choosing a photographic partner. I'm your host Myolie and as you can see, I have been studying this hefty manual that is every artistes bible on how to make sure the best is brought out of you in every photo for the press. Lesson One - The Pork Chop As you can see, Ron's choice to have his photo taken with this 'Chop Queen' does wonders in exaggerating his

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1091501103538133862004-08-02T22:15:00.000-04:002004-08-03T22:12:12.136-04:00

Series Evaluation Triumph In The Skies - The draggy 40 episodes of reused plotlines and characters and pointless romances, but with its grand production aspect, "hot young cast", TVB's cheap special effects, and beautiful scenaries, everyone is declaring it the best of the best, a must-watch, and so refreshing. Perhaps they've mistaken it to be a travel's guide video. In any case, according to

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1088784132096543752004-07-02T12:00:00.000-04:002004-07-14T14:32:25.653-04:00

teeveebee's highly successful The Diary of a Miss Hong Kong Finalist has finally ended with rave reviews and high ratings. The six figure sum that we paid Ms. Kelly Lam surely has paid off! But the audience's fascination with the series hasn't ended, so to everyone's delight, tonight teeveebee is holding a "Production Special" for this popular series that shows exactly how and why this

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1088731711564329292004-07-01T21:27:00.000-04:002004-07-08T17:56:49.620-04:00

July 8, 2004 Dear Diary, Kelly Lam Lo Yuk has died! She's been dead since July 1, 2004. Ah Yuk died horribly by getting hit by the same van twice. No, the van wasn't white like usual, this time it was cream! Ah Yuk bled to death without a single soul to help her as the van ran off. Ever since her death, Ah Yuk has been awarded a memorial from Miss Hong Kong as a contestant who gave it

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1088731667757583042004-07-01T21:17:00.000-04:002004-07-02T11:56:33.646-04:00

[Kelly goes around Hong Kong searching for tall buildings, but fails to find the perfect one] Kelly: God, are you messing with me again? Finally when I discover the perfect solution to my problems, I can't even execute the plan! Maybe fate doesn't want me to go through with it. Perhaps it's not wise to listen to a TV series, let alone a TVB drama. But... I've faced so much ridicule and

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1085800072771621342004-05-28T23:07:00.000-04:002004-06-27T17:38:48.650-04:00

June 27, 2004 Diary Diary, This is my last entry to you. No, it's not because I found a new diary to write it. You know you will forever be my one and only diary because I don't have enough money to buy a new one. So what if you're starting to fall apart? So what if you're almost full up? Forever you will be my #1 best friend and the one and only who understands me. No, I didn't win the

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1085800026134176412004-05-28T23:05:00.000-04:002004-05-29T10:53:20.636-04:00

May 26, 2004 Dear Diary, No longer do I have to stay with that annoying Ah Yat! They've arranged for us to stay at the apartments in Gold Coast now. Actually, Diary, I kind of miss Ah Yat after all. Now that she's not around, I have no one to bicker constantly with about everything and anything. But I guess I should get to know the other girls better anyway. I've started to talk to '

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1085797038694675492004-05-28T22:06:00.000-04:002004-05-29T10:52:29.416-04:00

May 20, 2004 Dear Diary, I just had my first taste at filming today! I was filming in TVCity for my promotional clip and let's just say I had as much NGs as Linda Chung did during her first filming of "VOH 2." Needless to say I was very embarrassed and my filming took the longest, but fortunately I was the last one to go anyway. What? You want to know what my outfit looks like and what I

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1085714789565498572004-05-27T23:22:00.000-04:002004-05-28T16:20:11.480-04:00

May 18, 2004 Dear Diary, I never smiled so much as I did today! God, I feel so fake. This probably must be what Mandy Cho feels like cause she's always beaming so cheesily and "happily" everywhere she is. But for the sake of winning MHK, if I must smile, darn it, I will! Which reminds me, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow with Ah Yat. She's going to fix her horse teeth. As

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1085365688592502682004-05-23T21:48:00.000-04:002004-05-26T15:10:51.530-04:00

May 11, 2004 I am so freaking HAPPY! Oh wait, I forgot to say who this is for... let me start over! Dear Diary, You won't believe what happened today! I got the most amazing phone call! No, it wasn't Ah Yuet calling to be beg me to come back and control him, it was the call that I've been waiting day and night for! No, it wasn't some long lost rich relative wanting to reclaim me like

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1085357977916054292004-05-23T20:19:00.000-04:002004-05-24T20:43:39.866-04:00

April 17, 2004 Dear Diary, It's been over 2 months since I sent in my MHK application. I am still waiting and am growing rather anxious. I have to wait another 3 weeks before I see whether or not I get called........... god, I really hope I make it! I desperately need a job now and I just want to be in MHK Pageant and even if I fail, I can still sign up to TVB, get a job, make some

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1085353673968185512004-05-23T18:57:00.000-04:002004-05-24T20:51:03.203-04:00

Miss Hong Kong fever has started up again and the MHK 2004 Pageant is about to set way during these next few months. teeveebee is proud to announce that it has gotten in touched with one of the hopefuls for this year's pageant! We will go to a place where no one has ever gone before - into the mind, heart, soul, and dream of a Miss Hong Kong finalist. Miss Hong Kong 2004 Finalist #19

MetalAZNWarriorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10589885725863551251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1084306603937865032004-05-11T15:52:00.000-04:002004-05-11T16:24:24.063-04:00

teeveebee is proud to bring you news of the latest blockbuster to hit your screens and the stars of "Angels of Mission" turned to "Angels go Fishin'" ... for media attention that is. A few insignificant male co-stars were pushed aside as the three girls flashed their borrowed gems and elbowed each other out of way in a competition to see who could get the most headspace in the next day's papers.

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1081495338537894592004-04-09T03:22:00.000-04:002004-04-09T03:26:07.700-04:00

Some time, some place …… Har Yu: What the ……I’m slogging here folks. Have some discretion! Oh well, some guys just have all the luck. (looks to the sky). Flora: Ooohhh… you folks are rubbing it in and stealing the show here!!! Hrmmpf !!!!!!! (stares) Niki: No way!!! How can they do it right here?! I’m going to puke…… (covers mouth) Kevin: Hmm… those tongues… are they for real? I wish... .

lepranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1080576013701026192004-03-29T11:00:00.000-05:002004-03-29T12:10:39.903-05:00

This is a must for all aspiring Fa Dans. We are honored to have Lam Tai, Hor Yee, Ah Sheh and Seen Nei to give us their guidance. 1. Get yourself dressed in yellow and top it with an ugly hairdo. So anyone from afar can identify you like they are identifying Big Bird in Sesame Street and you wont get lost in a sea of colors. 2. Purposely get yourself seated with someone that you are perceived

lepranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1077840553717413962004-02-26T19:09:00.001-05:002011-05-11T07:35:31.801-04:00

1. A pilot with appalling English language skills can become a Captain.... "I am an airoplay... fry fry to the sky...."2. A woman approaching her forties can still apply and become accepted to be a flight attendant alongside a fresh uni grad... "Crow's feet? No, birds don't fly this high..."3. Solar Airways bought a fleet of bendy aircraft from Toontown...4. None of the young pilots have any

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1077813732757191712004-02-26T11:42:00.000-05:002004-02-26T11:45:03.060-05:00

1. HK police inspectors earn a helluva lot of money 'cos they're always driving Benzs and BMWs. 2. You can always park in front of any building. 3. There's always a cab whenever you need one. 4. You don't need a visa to go anywhere in the world. Just hop on the next flight out. 5. Everybody flies business class. 6. HK lawyers and doctors have all the time in the world to hang out at swanky

jo.kenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1074508991857528622004-01-19T05:43:00.000-05:002004-01-19T05:45:09.543-05:00

(short of having to sleep with the judges, producers, organisers etc.) 1. Say a whole lot of things without actually knowing what you're saying. 2. Be completely incoherent during the Q&A segment. 3. Be a media favourite. 4. Be a judge's favourite. 5. Represent the host country. 6. Win subsidiary titles. 7. Say you're interested in an entertainment career. 8. Say you'd drop everything and

jo.kenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1072051270301349582003-12-21T19:01:00.000-05:002003-12-22T17:47:43.843-05:00

On the twelfth day of Christmas teeveebee gave to me: Twelve Favourite Characters Eleven Hearts of Fencing Ten Aqua Heroes Nine Golden Awards Eight Wesley Files Seven Dashing Pilots Six Skating Lawyers Five Miss Hong Kongs Armed Reaction Four Three Better Halves Two VOH ... and some re-written history! Merry Christmas from the teeveebee nuthouse!

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1071529096821792452003-12-15T17:58:00.000-05:002003-12-15T18:03:56.760-05:00

"The Beautiful Girls Wouldn't Kiss Me!" snaps Reptilian Star The superstar from the Mainland who has drawn crowds to Yuen Long in recent weeks has been approached by teeveebee executives wishing to film a fifty episode drama detailing the story of the amazing escape from the Mainland and the encounters met as a stranger in a new world. A source has revealed that the writers had dramatised the

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1069537250339712302003-11-22T16:40:00.000-05:002003-11-22T16:54:26.546-05:00

Case 118384, the Honourable Judge Ho Farn presides. Plaintiffs' counsel: Your Honour, my name is Swee Ng Hei and I'm representing my clients, the Ah Hsuan fan club, the Ah Sheh fan club and the Ho Ying fan club. My learned friend, Choi Lei Do Sor, is representing the defendants, the Hor Yee fan club. My clients are dissatisfied with the results of the Favourite Female Lead Role going to a

jo.kenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1069052355263763362003-11-17T01:59:00.000-05:002003-11-17T23:56:50.080-05:00

Seeing the viewership potential in the latest onslaught of fighting, name-calling and slander among fans, teeveebee has been busy at its drawing boards coming up with an avenue where fans can finally take it out on each other whilst the station reaps in the profits from sponsors and advertisers. Said one teeveebee Executive, "This is another reality show we're venturing into. Since the

lepranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1068944023950958322003-11-15T19:53:00.000-05:002003-11-15T21:23:29.283-05:00

by Bernie Frankie: (thinks) Wow, she's FINALLY agreed to marry me!!! I've waited 8 long years! Kenix: (thinks) I guess I've made him wait long enough...or have I? Wow, these necklaces are really heavy, maybe I shouldn't have worn so many. F: This is so great honey, now when can we have kids??? K: We're not even married and you're thinking about kids? We'll have kids when I say so. F: Yes

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1068793910277349352003-11-14T02:11:00.000-05:002003-11-14T03:57:07.290-05:00

R: Go, go, go! And complete with hand actions too! A: Err.... how come I'm with him? I'm not his lo por jai wor... M: Why do I have to hold this silly teapot? A: So touched....TVB paired me up with two young ladies for this shoot and I'm the only oldie in this calendar! J: This is better than last year. At least, I dont have to see someone's face and hear her voice. J: Oh....I'm

lepranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1068702248112039352003-11-13T00:44:00.000-05:002003-11-13T01:38:29.953-05:00

This aptly titled new TVB series stars Gallen Lo, Jessica Hsuan, Roger Kwok and Flora Chan. TVB has decided to produce a new reality series starring current top guy, Roger Kwok, and top gal, Jessica Hsuan. Rounding up the leads are last year's top guns, Gallen Lo and Flora Chan. Said one TVB spokesperson, "You can really see how these four were the natural choices when it came to determining

jo.kenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1068661145303384962003-11-12T13:19:00.000-05:002003-11-13T16:36:21.390-05:00

Location: TVB Promotions Executive Meeting Room, TVB City *Three executives sit around a table - a pile of 2004 TVB promotional calendars lie on the table opened up at November and November * * Another executive rushes in through the door and wipes the sweat from his brow* Exec 1: Whew! That was a close one. Just managed to send the press away with some story about why there are two November

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1068487647239656992003-11-10T13:07:00.000-05:002003-11-13T11:12:31.230-05:00

~ report by Aiwah, Lepra, Jin and Mini-Ray To create more hype for the run-up to the 36th Anniversary, TVB has decided to add even more awards to the usual few already mentioned. The TVB Feng Shui master was consulted and it seems that adding these 13 awards to the existing 8 awards will bring good fortune and luck to the station. The additional awards and nominations are: Award for the most

jo.kenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1068349427224260902003-11-08T22:43:00.000-05:002003-11-08T22:51:01.396-05:00

In true teeveebee style, let's have a grand opening to our site... *Drum Roll* Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the grand opening of the teeveebee site. We start with a simple but important lighting up ceremony with our special guests Mini-Ray, Bernie and Aiwah. *Guests roll on and pull a lever - someone in the control box pushes a button - studio lights suddenly come on - everyone applauds

Aiwahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02164062646789172515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6052159.post-1068315402036355952003-11-08T13:16:00.000-05:002003-11-08T23:16:45.343-05:00

What Mini-Ray and Aiwah think TVB should make in the coming year...... "Virtual Harmony" "These are the voyages of the USS Dung Mat Yuen on an ongoing mission to seek out new worlds and new civilisations and to boldly go where no TVB sitcom has been before….." Nancy plays the Captain Machee of the starship as it charts the galaxies, helped along by her crew: logical first mate Frankie, pilot

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