Frankie & Kenix

by Bernie



Frankie: (thinks) Wow, she's FINALLY agreed to marry me!!! I've waited 8 long years!

Kenix: (thinks) I guess I've made him wait long enough...or have I? Wow, these necklaces are really heavy, maybe I shouldn't have worn so many.

F: This is so great honey, now when can we have kids???

K: We're not even married and you're thinking about kids? We'll have kids when I say so.

F: Yes dear!

K: Oh jeez, you didn't shave again?

F: I did dear, you know how I am naturally hairy...

K: Well you better keep this kiss short! You're spiking me to death! You'd better not have ruined my make-up!

F: No! Of course not dear!

K: You can add an extra zero to the budget of the engagement ring for this...

F: (sighs) Whatever you say my dear!